Monday, October 09, 2006

Given half a chance, cats will try to neuter you.


OK. That is a good start for an incident that happened about a week ago.
I was over at a friend's house watching a video. He has a pet cat that we let in to hang with us. Let's just say that this is a laid back cat but that is has TONS of personality.
Anyway the cat bounced between my friend and I getting some good kitty lovin'. Anyway the cat has it's paws down in the most tender spot on guys. My friends pushes the cat off of him saying "Get off my nuts!" The cats wasn't to be commanded that way and gathered himself on the floor and jobs and according to my friend, he got ALL for paws concentrated on that one spot. I hear this huge "OOOOWWWW" and I look over and he is doubled over and the cat is slowly jumping off like he didn't have a care in the world.
I burst out laughing while my friend was still doubled over and we were both laughing so hard that tears came out. He kept claiming that the cat did it on purpose. I had to go over and congratulate the cat for his efforts and let him out.
There has been no other incident after that little fiasco but my appreciation for that cat has doubled.

8 comments:

ShaBANG said...

I like cats! dead ones!

Laurie said...

What the?!!

First my poor massage table, then Mauri's thumb, and now your friend's testicles....

That does it, my husband's requests for a cat are being DENIED!

(BTW, hilarious headline!!)

Unknown said...

I had to get the image of the offending party. :) Personally I think that cat is awsome. It has such an attitude. It also give killer headbutts. Headbutts are his way of expressing affection.

Jesse Harris said...

Cats are just plain evil. When we went to my mom's a few weekends ago, her two cats ganged up on our poor dog to torment and attack her the whole weekend.

Katz said...

i agree. cats are of the devil.

Unknown said...

I went over there tonight for some kitty lovin.

Shauna said...

kitty porn!

Unknown said...

That just cracks me up. Cat porn. Reminds me of the magnets Mauri had on the fridge showing cat's butts and stuff. I laughed my head off at them.